SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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