Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
