I want to have your abortion
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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