We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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