I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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its like you know when i get waxed
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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