so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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