Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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