I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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