dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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