I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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