i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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