I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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