So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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