I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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