Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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