Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Everything about him screamed your future.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
it glows. i had to have it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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