your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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