im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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