How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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