My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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