Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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