If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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