Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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