Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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