I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Dear god my vagina.
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