Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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