i just google imaged poop.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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