You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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