Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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