Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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