Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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