Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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