i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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