ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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