Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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