these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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