Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize
