I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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