How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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