"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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