dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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