is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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