You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
this hospital has no fireball
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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