I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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