i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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