i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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