I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I understand Curling. That high.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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