just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I have post one night stand depression
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