Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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