they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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