What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I look better un-naked...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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