We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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