I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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