You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
The air was thick with penises
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Randomize
