We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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