This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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