I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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